The Club Nintendo shop on the official Japanese Nintendo website is giving away a Wii controller that looks exactly like a Super NES pad, and a two-disc Super Mario Galaxy soundtrack to its members.
Nintendo promises the pant-wetting gear to Platinum members of the site - who will have had to have bought and registered a certain number of Nintendo games - similar to the European equivalent Stars catalogue.
The SNES pad is a classic controller shaped exactly like the old original, and will be sent to the lucky members in April next year. The 81-song Galaxy soundtrack will turn up in January. Of course, you have to live in Japan or its no cake for you.
Meanwhile, the kick-in-the-balls UK equivalent is offering wallpaper pictures for mobile phones (that you can make yourself with a little effort), and the only game available - Age of Empires: the Age of Kings - has been sold out for months.
Just look at the awesome stuff Japan gets. Then consider moving there.