Fifteen new screenshots for DS game Master of Illusion came our way today, prompting us to question why Nintendo is publishing it. And what happened to the quality control they were once known for?
Even putting aside the awful looking graphics, the bland-looking mini-games and the buttons reminiscent of what we made when we first played around with Flash, we still can't believe Nintendo is publishing a game that features a character with bigger breasts than Jordan.
I mean, seriously Nintendo? Purple-haired Barbara is wearing hipster trousers that would make the new crazy Britney Spears blush.
Our friends on NGamer gave a whopping 59 percent to the US version. It comes out on March 3, if you... nope, we can't even think of one person who'd be interested.