Nintendo has been shoving Super Smash Bros. Brawl screens at you daily for the past few weeks, but if you live in UK you aren't getting a sniff of the action until next year.
In a shock revelation, the game that Miyamoto originally mooted to be a Wii launch game is now set for a frustratingly vague "2008" release in Europe.
The Americans, on the other hand, will be brawling from December 3. Life just isn't fair. Time to go mental.