Nintendo Australia have announced today that, in keeping with the rest of the world, Australia hearts the DS. How many hearts? 500,000 units have been shifted since the little handheld that could launched in February 2005, which by any stretch of the imagination is a ridiculous number.
Surely our days as masters of this earth are numbered. It won't be long until we're outnumbered by our new dual-screen overlords, who will work us to death in giant, tap-happy salt mines. Why do they need salt? Who knows. I hear they love chips. Especially the phats.